This is for any male who loves hilarious stories and jokes.

(1) Diana and Barbara were in the shopping center. “There’s my husband, coming out of the florist with a dozen roses. That means I’m going to have to keep my legs up in the air for three days!” said Diana. “Why?” said Barbara. “Don’t you have a vase?”

(2) When the country boy got married, he was too dumb to know what to do on his wedding night. “Take that big thing you play with all day and put it where I pee” said his new wife. So he got up and threw his bowling ball in the sink.

(3) A guy meets a blonde in the bar and goes home with her. When they are relaxing after making love, he asks, “Am I the first man you ever made love to?” She looks at him for a few moments and says’ “Of course you are! Why do you men always ask that same stupid question?”

(4) A woman was on the witness stand. “What happened?” said the judge. “I was walking down the street when he grabbed me, dragged me into an alley, ripped off my dress, pulled down my panties, and bent me over a garbage can. I…. I don’t remember what happened next……” She answered. “Make something up! Make it up!”

(5) Little Johnnie was concerned. He could hear thumping noises coming from his parent’s bedroom. When he went to investigate, he found his mum bouncing up and down on top of his father. “What are you doing, Mummy?” he said. “Ahh…… I’m bouncing up and down on Daddy’s stomach because he’s too fat and I want to take him thin again” She lied. “You’re wasting your time,” said Johnny. “When you go to work every morning, the lad next door comes over and blows him up again!”

(6) Doctor John was depressed. He’d been caught in bed with a patient. He was so worried, he confided to a friend that he might end it all. “You worry too much”, said his friend. “You aren’t the first doctor to sleep with a patient and you certainly won’t be the last.” “I know” said Doctor John, “but I’ll no longer be considered this city’s top vet.”

“Source: “Politically Incorrect – Jokes Men Love” by Allan Pease. Published by Pease International Pty Ltd, Australia