The Oodles of Riddles is a collection of children’s riddles and jokes written by Lori Miller Fox. This book features hundreds of wacky one-liners targeting school-aged kids. I have taken some of them and presented in here.

(1)       Where do swimmers sit to eat lunch? – At the pool tables.

(2)       What piece of furniture will never learn to swim? – The sink.

(3)       What do you call the celebration of 200 year of shopping? – The buy-centennial.

(4)       Where does a store keep its extra clothes? – In a wearhouse.

(5)       What mall sells only knives? – A chopping center.

(6)       In what shopping center do you meet famous people? – The Mall of Frame.

(7)       Why are calendars so popular? – Because they have a date every day of the year.

(8)       Which month of the year do soldiers get most tired? – The month of March.

(9)       Where do dieters go for vacation? – Hungary.

(10)     Where does water go where it gets ill? – The sick bay.

(11)     Why couldn’t crabs learn to share? – Because they are shellfish.

(12)     How do you mail a boat? – Ship it.

(13)     Where did the fishes deposit their allowance? – In the river bank.

(14)     Why did the computer have to go to the hospital? – It had a terminal illness.

(15)     Which ruler is shorter than Napoleon Bonaparte? – A twelve-inch ruler.

(16)     Why wouldn’t the lightning bolt go to the storm? – Because it was on strike.

(17)     What happened to words when they break the law? – They get sentenced.

(18)     Who cleans up a judge’s office’s ? – The chambermaid.

(19)     What do secret agents invest their money in? – James Bond.

(20)     What type of courses pilots will avoid? – Crash courses.

(21)     What music do steel workers play at parties? – Heavy metal.

(22)     What is a thief’s favorite game? – Hide and sneak.

(23)     What do attorneys wear to work? – Lawsuits.

Source: “Oodles of Riddles” by Lori Miller Fox. Published by Sterling Publishing Co. Inc.