(1) Love is a game whereby two persons compare their acting skills.

(2) Love is when you ask a question and get an irrelevant answer.

(3) Love begins with novelty and ends when another novelty comes along.

(4) Love is a one-episode drama full of surprises whereby marriage is a boring soap opera.

(5) Love is like a bathtub of water – it gets cold after a while. Even if you don’t mind soaking in lukewarm water, your skin gets wrinkled after some time.

(6) Love torments almost everyone. The only revenge is to get married. Marriage will destroy love twice as much.

(7) Love that comes too easily cannot be trusted. Love that comes with much difficulty does not last long.

(8) The power of love lies in its ability to make people believe in things they otherwise would not.

(9) When a person falls in love, he either ends up in self-destruction or marriage.

(10) The most effective way to preserve your youth is to fall in love. But in the event of a break-up, you’ll lose twice as much of that youthfulness.

Source: “Uptown Singles” by Ronald Chu, translated by Clara Show. Published by Asiapac Books Pte Ltd.