(1) What goes in dry, comes out wet and gives a lot of satisfaction? – A tea bag.

(2) What four-letter word ending in “k” do men use to mean sex? – Talk.

(3) What is the safest time for sex? – When your boyfriend’s away.

(4) What’s man’s definition of a romantic evening? – Sex.

(5) How do you keep a man from wanting sex? – Marry him.

(6) What’s the best way to keep a man happy in bed? – Bring the TV into the bedroom.

(7) How is sex better than bowling? – The balls are lighter and you don’t have to change your shoes.

(8) Why do so many men enjoy fishing so much? – Because it’s the only time anyone says to them, “Wow! That’s a big one.”

(9) Where do men usually go to meet their friends? – The VD clinic.

(10) What’s the difference between a man and a cucumber? – A cucumber stays hard for longer.

(11) What four letter words offend men? – Don’t and Stop.

(12) Sex is like a bank account – after withdrawal you lose interest.

(13)     My doctor’s told me I have to give up half my sex life but I can’t decide which half to give up – talking about it or thinking about it.

(14)     When a man and a woman marry they become one. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

Source: “Dirty Jokes for Women” by Liz Hughes. Published by Michael O’Mara Books Limited, London.