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• If any piece proves defective, we will replace it with one of the similar quality
• You can order our rings by post. State size or enclose a string tied around your finger
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• We offer competitive salaries, full benefits, and real growth opportunities that are often promised, but rarely delivered
• Divorce $99. Bankruptcy included
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• Wanted : Salesgirl. Must be respectable until after Christmas
• Wanted : Woman to hook rugs and a salesman
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• Shakespeare’s Pizza – Free chopsticks
• Apt for rent : Water, heat, garbage provided
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• For sale : Antique desk suitable for lay with thick legs and large drawers
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• Wanted : Young woman to pick fruits and produce at night.