In his book “The Sour Pack” Ronald Chu identified and illustrated the credo and lifestyle of a clan of young people in society in a comical way. Here are some of the illustrations taken from the book; perhaps you could find some of them familiar to you.

Woman: Am I beautiful?

Man: You’re a dark beauty.

Woman:         What does that mean?

Man: You’re really beautiful in total darkness.

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Man: Someone says that I’m predestined to have two wives.

Woman: Does it mean you’re going to have another woman?

Man: You’re already two different women before and after you make up.

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Woman: Let’s married on Valentine’s Day.

Man: Do you really think we’re suited for each other?

Woman: If we aren’t, we can divorce on April Fool’s Day.

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Man: Are we suitable for marriage since we differ so much in character?

Woman: I know there’s a huge gap in our thinking. But I’m still willing to give it a try.

Man: All right. If we aren’t suited for marriage, at least we’ll be suited for divorce.

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Woman: If we marry, where should we solemnize our marriage?

Man: Las Vegas.

Woman: Why?

Man: Where else shall we go for such a big gamble?

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Woman A: If you pick money as the basis for choosing a mate, you’re a realistic woman. If you pick love, you’re an idealistic woman and if you pick ability, you’re an intelligent woman.

Woman B: What if I pick all?

Woman A: The you’re an ordinary woman.

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Woman A: How can I make a man take a second look at me?

Woman B: Don’t let him have a first good look at you.

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Woman A: How does one prevent a man affection from going off the track?

Woman B: Don’t let his career gets on the right track.

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Woman A: What sort of man is suitable for a husband? A smart man or a foolish man?

Woman B: Neither. It should be a man willing to be a husband.

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Woman A: You way your dress shows off your character.

Woman B: What if I don’t dress anything?

Woman A: That will show off your boy friend’s character.

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Source: “The Sour Pack” by Ronald Chu, translated by Alan Chong. Published by Asiapac Book Pte Ltd